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Tryna Hump Something: Being Attracted to Men in the Heat (haha) of Hockey Season

The frustrating thing about this urge is that it comes and goes in waves, much like my positive opinions toward the male gender. But alas, here we are, and none of them are safe. 

"Estrogen Could've Saved Her" and Other Things I've Said to My Friends About Professional Hockey Players

Have you ever looked at a man? And I mean really looked at him. Past all the greasy hair, the dirty skin, the general repulsiveness, and thought: Huh. He would make a GREAT girl.

Scrub mommy: Cleaning My Apartment Bathroom Topless

Our apartment bathroom needed some cleaning, and if I was gonna get down and dirty, it obviously made the most sense to do it with my clothes off.

My Long Term Plan to Become A Butch Lesbian (I Had to Use A Screwdriver Once in My Apartment)

In every young queer’s life, there comes a choice: join the legions fighting against the masc shortage or develop your own personality! I had believed myself to be a leader, a woman making her own path in this world! Until the sickening truth fell unto me. 

She's Woke Now! What to Do When Your Mom Won't Stop Telling Your Friends About Her Fairy Smut

Get this woman off wattpad!

Insane! Local Girltwink is Fed Up

Serve the country? Hell no. Serving cunt? Slayyyyy pur

The draft is coming, here is a personal account of a survivor, this is their story.