Mirna Benavente

Forward My Mail To Tatte: My Plan To Meet Zendaya

After 3 days of camping out, eating only stale croissants and diluted coffee while missing classes, I had to call it quits. Why would Zendaya ever be on a street as dumb as Beacon? I had to leave for my own sake. That and the employees finally found me and ran me out with a broom like a raccoon.

Giving My Roommate a White Board Explaination on Matt Damon and Ben Affleck

My Foul, Atrocious, "Hear-Me-Out" Cake Toppers

The trend of adorning cakes with printed out images of characters and people alike has gone viral. People are sharing their ideas of what their “hear-me-outs” are to see who else shares in their particular fantasy (don’t lie, we’ve all thought about how hot Spirit the Horse was at least one in out life).

Ranking numbers 0-9 out of 10: In 7th place, #4

Answering all your deepest questions here at pinkytoe headquarters.

My personal Odyssey: taking the shuttles to get to AMC

The clubs at the GSU turned even the strongest into mindless zombies that were willing to give their emails for a flimsy tote bag with too short straps. Yet I couldn’t waste time becoming one of them. I had a journey to embark on – getting to the AMC for my one-of-three government mandated movie showing of the week.

Can we please stop sexualizing everyone and just apprec- ok, SJW are gone, Renee Rapp has great titties!

For those of you that left your theater phase after Dear Evan Hansen came on the scene, Ms. Reneé Rapp is a fabulous singer known for her incredible run as Regina George in the Mean Girls musical on Broadway (not to be confused with the 2023 movie based on the musical, which was based on the movie of the same name, which was based on a book)