Noel Leibly

Writer

You make me wanna put the whore in whorechata: A love letter to el jefe’s

The things you do to me El Jefes

I bet you're thinking about me (my ex emailed me twice about bones)

You'd think totaling our cars would be enough to drive him away, but somehow he always finds another bone to pick 🙄

Ranking the Members of My Lecture Crushes Bloodline

You, yes you. I know you’re also guilty. Stalking your potential romantic interest online until you can find every single detail about them: their major, hometown, where they went to high school, their address, and even more.