Say what you will about bisexual women with boyfriends. But I am actually lowkey nonbinary. Soooo ❣️It’s different. 😊
My boyfriend is very beautiful. I call him my gay boyfriend even though we are both bisexual because he is very sassy and knows how to dress. He is a depop warrior with a very specific curly girl hair routine but his straightness shines through in moments such as when he watches sports moments compilations on TikTok such as “Big Boy Football Edits,” which was set to a sped up cover of Linger by The Cranberries (which makes it still rather gay, if you ask me).
Between the two of us, we concur that he would undoubtedly be the one to get pregnant. He would look so cute with a baby bump and I would get him all the treats he desires from pregnancy cravings. I would be such a great dad. Unfortunately, I have a vagina and he does not. Ugh!!! Fuck my stupid gay baka life. Birth seems so painful too, I can’t believe my grandmother willingly had seven children.
But being bisexual is lowkey fire. Every time a relationship/situtationship/talking stage/whatever the fuck fails, I switch to the next gender. Two year relationship with a girl in high school? Nice. Fucked around for a little and now we’re two years into a relationship with a gay boy. And oh, how I love that gay boy! I just want to put a baby in him soooo bad :( It’s so messed up that I can’t. Perhaps with my future they/them in STEM endeavors I can research the technology that could make this possible. I could study how the fact that male nipples are present but a vestigial feature implies that they used to breastfeed… maybe we could reverse that.
Now, you may be asking: why are you biphobic if you’re bisexual? Because bisexual men will wear pearls and buy the Clairo tickets you wanted all while being lowkey gay for liking boys. Like… what? Be a man. And the way everyone online talks about bisexual women makes them seem Reddit as fuck, which is something I don’t want to be associated with. Because I am not Reddit. I’m not a bi dude who will lead you on and insists you can peg him even though it won’t get that far. I don’t have dyed hair. And I am not a boy or a girl.
I am something in between. I am gay son and thot daughter. I am biphobic, bisexual, and proud.