STARBUCKS UNDER WARREN TOWERS- So essentially, I have a Non-Binary friend who I like to call (as I coined it) a “They them thon thinarie”
Honestly, I don’t know why we think it’s so funny. But they do make a mean macchiato, which might be a harmful stereotype towards non-binary folk, however let's all be honest: we want the blue haired baddie with ten million pins on their apron to make our peppermint mocha this fine holiday season.
Some from the “woke agenda” would say that referring to my friend as a “they them thon thinary” could possibly hurt their feelings, but I don’t think that my friend is too offended with what I say about them because they’re too busy shopping for the latest thrifted finds at the goodwill next to Canes and absolutely mogging me with their latest baby tee.
Anyways, my peppermint mocha is ready and that “Senorita Awesome” lady from Scream Queens just walked in and DO NOT want to deal with her bullshit right now.
Goodbye for now,
Anne Ally