After saying that I would call my memoir “the Sophiet Union'' in my tinder bio, my dm’s have been flooded with Questrom men bitching and moaning about the economy and how “socialism could never feasibly work” and yet they insist on splitting the bill…
However, I’m not interested in that capitalist bullshit, even if it’s more practical. Dow Jones? He sounds ugly.
But young Joseph Stalin…he was sexy.
And I’m not talking about any of that fake soyboy, Obama-care bullshit. I’m talking about real deal baby. Communism is coming back and it’s sexy.
First off, red is notoriously the sexiest color. Also hammers and sickles are some of the hottest shapes. Additionally, if we have no money, then all strip clubs are free—No one can argue anything sexier than that. Everyone coming together to shit on Regan’s grave—kinky.
That new 1984 adaptation which features Andrew Scott torturing Andrew Garfield and making him moan—downright erotic.
So become a part of the Proletariat, or in this case the Holetariat, and join the movement to make communism sexy again.