Receipts, proof, timelines, screenshots: revealing campus menace Rhett-ality von tease

Heather Gay uttered the famous recipe for uncovering the dirty, vile, filth of the earth — which simultaneously is the motto of famed internet mega-troll, Reality Von Tease. Reality Von Tease took the RHCU (Real Housewives Cuntematic Universe) by storm as its admins rippd into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City — famously the mormon offshoot of the Bravo classic. 

In the wake of Reality Von Tease being uncovered on live television (a highly produced show and 3-part reunion), there seems to be something sinister is cooking on Comm. Ave. 

Here at Pinky Toe HQ (it’s a random apartment in South Campus; you’ll never find us) we care about the truth as much as any Real Housewife, especially these ex-Mormon ones. So if there was anyone 

Rvt is either a incel cs major or a bloodthirsty pr major who is doing guerilla marketing for another obscure social media site 

  • Rvt exposes rhett, eagle and husky throuple hidden by their rivalry
  • Mean girls, burn book style reveal that destroys campus for two days & causes a coup of all university leadership
  • Andy cohen becomes president and hosts a reunion-esque convocation with various players who ran rvt and were victimized by the page