There’s a shit river that runs deep throughout the Pinky Toe publication. All the members seem to be struggling with their tummy and bowel movements, hence them expressing their toilet time troubles through their articles. Although we’ve been called shit-talkers in other contexts, one way that we truly do talk shit is by talking about our own shits. But why just talk when we can express our feelings through a different method. The suburban wine moms shouldn’t be the only ones who get to partake in paint n sips. That’s why I’m proposing: Paint n shit
And no we’re not buzzfeed, we won’t be painting with our shit.
Instead of a normal studio, the pinkies can sit on portable potties just in case nature calls. No need to stop your artistic streak just because you need to fight your demons.
Possible drinks served could be:
Sextuple espresso martinis for the much needed coffee shits
Miralax cocktails
Pepto bismol smoothies
Alka seltzer shots
Laxative lattes
And with a variety of items to choose from to paint to express your deepest self:
Septic tanks
Colostomy bags
Bidets
Toilet seat covers
Squatty potties
Or bring your own! Just make sure to clean it first pretty please
The artwork you produce at your local paint n shit is perfect for the upcoming holiday season-
It’ll make the perfect gift for your nephew who is potty training or for your doctor after your next colonoscopy.
Definitely something that should be in the works for future semesters.