Disappearing Fenway Busses and Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, It All Connects
Piper Hope
There are many great mysteries in this world, and as a person who’s been to the International Museum of Cryptozoology in Maine, I know a lot about them. UFO sightings and bigfoot are all good and creepy to hear about but recently I’ve been experiencing a supernatural mystery myself. Everytime I wait at a BU bus (Boob Bus) station I have to wait for the bus that will take me back to my home, the beautiful oasis that is the Fenway campus. I knew that living there would mean that I would have to start getting my steps in, but I was always promised the reprieve of the “Fenway Bus” in times of need.
According to the BU transit app the Fenway bus runs regularly, but according to my eyeballs the bus is only spotted once in a blue moon. No matter what stop I wait at, it’s always the same, I open mouth stare at the wait time until it says NOW and then I look up and there is no bus to be seen. Sometimes I swear I can smell the faint scent of B.O. that’s been absorbed into the bowling alley ass fabric that lines the Boob Bus seats, but no matter how hard I stare at either sides of the street no bus appears.
The trouble then becomes that the next bus scheduled is somehow always scheduled for 7:36am the next morning. All of the Fenway busses seem to have disappeared out of thin air, EXCEPT when I’m walking down Beacon street. It’s always as soon as I exit Shippy’s (I’m there to buy buzzballs, to drink away the pain the Fenway Bus causes me) that I see the Fenway bus whiz past me filled to the brink with maximum two people. Where did you come from, where did you go?
This is a case that doesn’t sit right with me. When Malaysian flight 370 disappeared in 2014 it inspired the most expensive search for a missing aircraft, so Boston University, where is the search for the missing Fenway busses?