Class Of ‘Twenty Eight Tours BU Dorms For The First Time, “It’s so preppy in here!” Copy

Aidan Fairchild-Sandoval

With early decision applications out and more fresh meat on the way, BU’s touring season is in full swing! BU housing has asked us to interview some of the incoming students about their opinions on our wonderful dorms!

Warren Towers:

Our first student Emma describes Warren as a “prison vibe with hallways that could come straight out of a horror movie!” Little does she know, that’s just what we were going for!

Our next student Tyler says he doesn’t “really care as long as [he has] a single to bring girls back!” Oh that’s not-

Our last student Makheyla was very enthusiastic, but expressed disappointment at the “lack of a Dear Hannah Prep store.” We’re not really sure what that is but hopefully she finds one!

West:

When visiting West, Emma said it was ‘less ghetto than Warren but [her] legs were sore from the walk.” All we can say Emma, is get used to it.

Tyler was unavailable for a comment on West as he was busy trying to pick up a girl that “likes guys who look a little gay.”

Makheyla felt it was nice but could use some “more pink, like everywhere” which would certainly be some kind of look!

Stuvi:

Emma loved Stuvi saying she would “come to BU just to live here!” We did leave out the fact that mostly upperclassmen live there but that probably wasn’t important anyway. We would ask her if she has the $20,000 to spare but…let’s be real guys, she does. As long she doesn’t mind the ghosts she’ll be fine! 

Once again Tyler was unavailable, don’t tell anyone we told you this but… we heard the tour group saying he found a “DL frat guy” to hang out with. No one in the office is quite sure what that means but we hope he’s having fun!

Stuvi really struck a chord with dear Makheyla as all she could manage was an enthusiastic “it’s so preppy in here!” When asked for some clarification she said “Like it’s… so preppy in here, like in here… it’s… so preppy!” 

Well there you have it folks! As you’ve seen from our stellar testimonies it is clear that BU has some of the best dormitories in all of Boston. We have been asked to remind you that BU Housing is not responsible for any personal damages, or diseases caught from the shower floors!