Aidan Fairchild-Sandoval

Should I Pay Tuition Or Buy Those Concert Tickets?

No because that's like a one in a lifetime opportunity you don't understand

Noel Leibly

I bet you're thinking about me (my ex emailed me twice about bones)

You'd think totaling our cars would be enough to drive him away, but somehow he always finds another bone to pick 🙄

Isabella Hill

Only willing to go to second base with my gynecologist

Dear Diary: Ahead of my upcoming gynecologist appointment, I have a lot of unresolved fears.

Ogenna Oraedu

Where are My Clothes? And Other Effects of the Solar Eclipse

Ok but if you weren't getting naked this eclipse what were you doing there??

What if I Told You That You Actually Just Ate Your Birth Mother’s Internal Organ? And Other Fucked Up Questions That We Need To Start Thinking About

5 scenarios we have ALL been in.

Sophie Ezrol

The Holetariat: How I’m Making Communism Sexy Again

Cuntymunisim

Mirna Benavente

Ranking numbers 0-9 out of 10: In 7th place, #4

Answering all your deepest questions here at pinkytoe headquarters.

Ogenna Oraedu

No, You Aren’t Delusional, This City Really is Poisoning You

This is actually so poetic wtf.......

Sadie Shelkey

Face Blindness Chronicles: An Interview With That Guy on the T Who Might Be Noah Kahan

It was a regular day when I met one of my heroes. I woke up ready to start my morning and threw my long, shiny brunette hair into a messy bun. I looked in the mirror to see blue orbs staring back at me. I gave myself a quirky wink: it was going to be a good day. 

Aidan Fairchild-Sandoval

Touch Starved and Alone: The Reality of Gay Dating in College That No One Talks About

Let’s set the scene. It’s early September and you’re starting your freshman year of college. Twenty thousand new people, big city, surely there’s gonna be plenty of fish in the sea; lots of hot new queers just waiting to get a piece of you right? I mean the only reason you didn’t have a partner in High School was because you came from a small town with no options right? ‍

Elana Felig

The sexual tension between me and the only other person in the laundry room when my underwear falls out of the washer

Winking "heyyy" as my Colonial era pantaloons spill out

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Insane! Local Girltwink is Fed Up

Noel Leibly

Ranking the Members of My Lecture Crushes Bloodline

You, yes you. I know you’re also guilty. Stalking your potential romantic interest online until you can find every single detail about them: their major, hometown, where they went to high school, their address, and even more.

Ava Carrel

What is a Digital Footprint and Why You don’t need to worry about it

idk but the only footprint I care about is bunion-related

Aidan Fairchild-Sandoval

A Gay Man's guide to the march and april album drops: Pinky Toe

Here at The Pinky Toe we pride ourselves on our inclusive and diverse staff full of people from all walks of life. Our army of girls and gays has helped me put together a list of the most important album drops in the upcoming months that you need to know about.

Doran Steinfeld

SIT DOWN in the COMMUNAL SHOWERS

Trigger warning, this article is NOT for lovers of the oppressive shower shoe.

Mirna Benavente

My personal Odyssey: taking the shuttles to get to AMC

The clubs at the GSU turned even the strongest into mindless zombies that were willing to give their emails for a flimsy tote bag with too short straps. Yet I couldn’t waste time becoming one of them. I had a journey to embark on – getting to the AMC for my one-of-three government mandated movie showing of the week.

Sophie Ezrol

my strange addiction: telling people to let go and let god🙏

After my encounter with the holy church I have learned many tricks I would like to share.

Sadie Shelkey

All My Friends Are Joining Sororities: Finding My Own Sisterhood with the Squirrels in the Boston Common-

A squirrel lover's fantasy gone twisted and dark.

Piper Hope

What To Do When Your Sonny Angels Start Unionizing

Surviving Joe's America, my Sonny Angels keep me safe?

Bridget Fekety

Stealing the Show! How I Robbed Booth Theater

When I turned 18 years old and left my mom-zie and pop-sicle for the big city, the first thing I did was change my name. It was a difficult decision, but I just knew with the new name “Lea Michelle” I’d certainly be the greatest star in New York City.

Emma Santos

STRAIGHT WHITE MAN REALLY RELATES TO YOUR EXPERIENCES OF OPPRESSION BECAUSE HE WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL

As we near the end of Black History Month and Black historical figures and their accomplishments prepare for their 11-month hibernation period, one group of students is doing the work and having important conversations about the hard “R”― racism

Jaclyn DiMatteo

Why are you femme when your face is butch

My experiences navigating the deceitful world of butch lesbians

Elana Felig

Is that bitch growling at a forearm?: Why I choose to be horny on main in edit comment sections

We've all done it before, don't even lie

Elana Felig

I crave the male gaze but all I attract are the male gays

Aidan Fairchild-Sandoval

Class Of ‘28 Tours BU Dorms For The First Time, “It’s so preppy in here!” Copy

Incoming student? Read our exclusive scoop on the life and fun of bustling Commonwealth Ave.

Sadie Shelkey

Lana Del Rey, Outraged at the Recent Green Line Closures, Announces New Album “There’s a Tunnel Under Commonwealth Avenue, Fucking Use It”

Isabella Hill

Is She A Masc Lesbian, Or Is She Just Cold? A Guide To Your Campus Crush

Easy tips and trick to make sure you get your masc this winter!

Ogenna Oraedu

Happy Galentine’s: Top 5 Places to See Drunk Straight Girls Kissing

Im not like gay or bi or anything, I just kiss girls when Im drunk its not a big deal!

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Serve the country? Hell no. Serving cunt? Slayyyyy pur

The draft is coming, here is a personal account of a survivor, this is their story.

Truck Schachtman

EGAHH! They Made a Poppers that KILLS You!

Breaking news all queers and queens: do you indulge in Troye Sivan’s RUSH a little too much? Do you spend your weekends in the Reddit Goon Cave equivalent for gays? Have you been taking “huffing and sucking” a little too seriously? Well maybe it's time to reconsider your career path

Sophie Ezrol

What to do when you very confidently give the wrong answer in a crowded lecture

The question on everyone's minds

Ava Carrel

My Google Calendar on February 14th: Arson, Yearning, and Vehicular Manslaughter

I hope all you Pinky fans’ Valentine’s Day is just as joyous and fulfilling as mine, unless you’re in a relationship. Then I hope you die.

Grace Donahue

Receipts, proof, timelines, screenshots: revealing campus menace Rhett-ality von tease

In the wake of Reality Von Tease being uncovered on live television (a highly produced show and 3-part reunion), there seems to be something sinister is cooking on Comm. Ave.

Doran Steinfeld

Just Had Sex With the Alien From Run 3: Meh 🫤

Last week, a brand new opportunity offered itself to The Pinky Toe: the alien from Run 3. Our great leaders at The Pinky Toe explained to us that a new local hottie has offered to have sex with one of us, as long as we rate him and write an article about it. Now, I’m not one to pass up an opportunity for a good story, so I immediately offered my services. I was selected, and then me and this mystery hottie met up later.

Mirna Benavente

Can we please stop sexualizing everyone and just apprec- ok, SJW are gone, Renee Rapp has great titties!

For those of you that left your theater phase after Dear Evan Hansen came on the scene, Ms. Reneé Rapp is a fabulous singer known for her incredible run as Regina George in the Mean Girls musical on Broadway (not to be confused with the 2023 movie based on the musical, which was based on the movie of the same name, which was based on a book)

Sophie Ezrol

Getting Bat Mitzvahed at the Chicago Rat Hole

My dear friends, family, and Pinky readers, I am overjoyed to announce that I have officially become an adult in the eyes and presence of the lord—the infamous Chicago Rat Hole.

Ces Lodovico

Egad! I Think My Roommate Is Hexing Me!

Synonyms of Egad: zounds, gadzooks, fiddlesticks, phooey, gee whiz, gee willikers

Sadie Shelkey

My Plan to Saltburn a Questrom Student

From intrigued to disgusted to turned-on, Saltburn’s streaming release this winter evoked a plethora of different reactions. Personally, I felt nothing short of inspired.